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Did the kids start singing? I want to see you don’t understand If you don’t understand, I’ll tell you Don’t worry I wouldn’t lie to a child What about your car? Just now you said it was 20 cents a kilo. This one is less than a kilo
I’ll give you 20 cents to buy that lollipop, okay Oh, how obedient Don’t worry, I won’t lie to the children. Wait, there’s fat candy to eat. Oh, it’s pleasant enough Next time you have something you don’t want, sell it to me. A dollar can buy two lollipops Then go back Ah, alas.
This kid, hey. This car should still be able to drive. Oh, oh, oh, it’s so big, oh, oh It’s ugly in Nantong. I have a little oriole How do you get the money? Where’s the money? Why does the boss give you money to my boss buy a car Sold a car.
You, you, you, that toy car, you sold it. Well, just one dollar? Well, this is all alas You solved the case That toy car is still fine How to sell to get a piece Oh, yo, this shit So black-hearted Where is it? It’s outside. It’s outside. Well, alas. Oh, it’s really you
You eat junk pit pit pit my mother ah Just one dollar I sold the toy car for dozens of dollars. Hundreds of dollars Sell me a dollar to sell Oops. So happy? He’s watching us eat out. Then you are at home Wait for me at home I’m going out for a while.
SAO BOY Lazy Razor High temperature is funny. Dogs don’t come. Where you put it It seems beautiful. I have that 304904 here That’s right. Stainless steel, right How much is a kilo Haha, stainless steel can only cost two dollars Two pieces so little Oh, four. A little less. But beauty
Why have I never seen you collecting garbage in this area? Ah ha ha I just came back from Guangdong these two days Just came back from Guangdong Yes, ha ha So you haven’t seen me I have been in Guangdong I came back these two days. Come back early for the New Year
It’s like this. Are you coming back alone or two? A person came back Where there are two people Where are the two people Alone? Yeah So you’re still single Yes, I am single. Ha ha Single beauty should not lie I collect your garbage Why are you asking so many questions?
How much does this 304 cost? How much does Jin give If you are single a little more expensive How much to give give a five Five dollars, yes. ten yuan Oh, ten dollars is not bad Is it alas I see you so beautiful Should also not lie
Ten dollars is ten dollars, isn’t it? alas Oh, why don’t you Oh, you’re single, I’m single Let’s add WeChat to each other This 20 yuan a kilo 20 yuan Yes, ha, ha, ha, ha Yes Add it, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha so handsome so handsome I accept you ah
Oh, oh, third sister, it’s windy Oh, look so beautiful Said before Never met you It’s a shame Oh, third sister, how about this? Oh, I’ll give you a gift How are you? Yeah. give a gift to meet If you’re my girlfriend Who did I recognize for Dali’s meeting? Being a girlfriend, yeah.
You don’t want to ah Yes Anyway, I also single God is single. It really is. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Not dreaming Hey hey hey Zhang Fei, I’ll transfer the 520 to you 520 Pair I’ll turn another 1314 to check it out Ouch! Ouch! It hit the egg. Forget it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh Or this way Let’s have a barbecue tonight. I just want to watch movies by drinking milk tea. Ha ha ha ha ha Oh, that’s right. Well, in that case… I’ll ask you out again that night Alas, I believe you don’t have to become this rubbish
You don’t have to take pictures. Yeah Then give 200 yuan and two bowls. Yeah. Come or not Yers are mine too. Isn’t that right Mine is yours and mine, isn’t it Ha ha ha Dress up a little bit tonight, yeah There are no beautiful clothes No, there are no beautiful clothes.
And I want to wear high heels with stockings This is black silk, right If you go out like this You have a girl too. Isn’t that right? Right, right, right, right. Oh, I don’t have money to buy it, do I OK, yes Girlfriend, take 1000 to, oh True things
Ah, we agreed to see you tonight. Hey, hey, good, good I’ll go back and sell this crap I’ll pick you up in my BMW You still have BMW Yeah. I collect garbage A day that makes a lot of money in a year is the latest This tree looks like this. Yes, ha ha
No wonder, oh, this is all from cheat people Uh, uh, uh, no, no, no, no, it’s not, uh, it’s a serious business. Yeah. Where am I that kind of person I really can’t look at people. Or is it that you go back first? We have an appointment at night.
Ha ha ha ha ha Then I’ll go back first. Ha ha, remember at night This mobile phone is turned on for you 24 hours a day It’s right here at the entrance of the village. This is here in our village. Is our village ah ah ah line line
I was waiting for you here that night, ah, then I went, ah, ha, ha I remember to bring my ID card Oh, go to the movies and ask for an ID card. I understand. I understand. I understand. Bye-bye. I went back Bye-bye Oh, oh, bye-bye I took Artie and took a girlfriend.
Oh, it’s really a great thing Oops. Oh, there was a beef in the row today. Hey. This is broken. I see you still pit me Sell it It’s not bad to sell it Pit me so much money Oops. But he also has a barbecue at night. I’m not going
I’m going to delete you Delete it to see if you are still so shy Little friend, you are all pit Really, yeah. Oh, it’s over for barbecue. Eat it yourself Who will go with you Anyway, you only know my village You don’t know where my house is
Oh, come back with this money and buy my sister a toy car again. Give the rest to the grandmother in the nursing home. Forget it. Ouch. Why is this beautiful woman taking so long? It was agreed to wait here at six o’clock. I ‘ve been waiting for a minute. I can’t
Clockwork information to go Little sister, little sister I have been waiting for you at the entrance of your village for a long time. Did you come out? How is the exclamation point No signal Did the third sister come out? Hey Oh, it’s over. It’s over. It’s blacked me out.
Oh, it’s true that the more beautiful a woman is, the more deceiving she is. That’s really careless. Oh, he’s got it I have thousands of dollars After doing business ah Still have to be honest Otherwise, they will be killed in the pit. It’s hard to do Oops. I grass
How does your father drive? Wow, that’s serious. Oh, great, great, great Oops. Oops. Oh, what’s the matter with this beautiful woman? Why don’t you move your pig feet Ouch, eat without shaving No. I’m waiting here to see you Ouch, what’s going on? Hey, wake up, wake up. What’s going on?
Oh, oh, oh, you ‘ve done it, you ‘ve done it, oh, oh I have no matter ah Where did you fall? Why is this, this, this ass so hot? On the ground oops First, cut it off after a few rounds. Ouch I can’t see the way Can’t see the road Where is this
You were knocked down Come on, get up, get up. I feel like a car just hit me. Yeah, what’s going on? Is there anything Is there anyone where oh Oh, I’m dizzy There is no hurt where Can you go back? Go back, where is your home? No. 38, Sulong Village 38.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I probably didn’t eat breakfast I didn’t eat breakfast Ouch, why is that You stand up first I sent you back Also, slow down, slow down, go eat After eating, oh, oh, oh Slow down. Just do it well Ah, ah, hold me Hold on to me
No. 38, Zhu Nan Village Oh, gee. This this that that good You sit well Here it is. Here it is. I want to thank you for the 38th beautiful woman Slow down. I’m a little comfortable now Stainless steel bar and low blood sugar Take some sugar with you.
Low blood sugar also scared me. Is there anyone at home? My husband should be home. Call me to you at home and ask him to come out to see his husband. Husband Husband comes. Little Cousin You my husband Sister-in-law, how did you come back Where’s your brother?
I don’t know why I went out. What is it? You and I, Lu Xiaoqian, crashed into a car on that road. Fortunately, this girl banned me. That’s it. That’s okay. That’s okay. Probably scared. And no breakfast in the morning How can I get hypoglycemia quickly? Then I’ll send you home
I’ll go back first Ah, beautiful woman. Let’s do this. It’s coming. It’s coming. It’s coming. Come and have a glass of water Come on, come on That’s okay That hard you come in Big head Come on, come on, come on How much is it, boy? Still a little dizzy Where’s your brother going?
Hey, slow down, slow down, slow down. Your brother has a husband He went out I’m calling He’ll be right back Wait a minute. Did your husband burn me? The low blood sugar should be put in his room. Er, husband, ah Inside the room The finger was hit. You hurry back
Wait till he comes back Me, I’ll fight, I’ll fight I believe you Uh, uh, drink some water first Wash it first. Hey, hey, come on, beauty can’t get in Ouch, what happened to the little frog? Oh, I want to go to the street for breakfast and buy something.
Oh, I know you. You’re going to have an accident Wait a minute. You have to take that medicine with you every day. Why don’t you take it with you Oh, look, he’s going to have an accident now. Be better. No, then where did the accident happen? In the turn there
Our village there oh Oh, I don’t know who I met A section of that motorcycle that rotten motorcycle ah Who pulls you back This is really him pulling me to be a beautiful woman. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. It’s been a long time since it fell. It fell. It poured water.
People like you don’t know how to greet, right I don’t seem to have any in my heart. If it weren’t for him, I would have fainted. When would I go? It can also be like going to the room over there to have a rest. Why do I talk to him You chat ah
Is this very kind We all have to learn from him No, he didn’t go to surgery. No, no, no. I used to sleep over there Give me some more of that. Yes, yes, yes. I’m playing on that plate Hey. My wife is always like this. That low blood sugar No way
One is not good I was just at that intersection Then why did you see him beating and lying on the ground there? And then I saw that, and I helped him up The weather is so hot Always let me worry about the comparison of such people Yes, oh, where is the beauty
I ah ah, I will engage in wall village from the village next door Yes, oh, the village next to you will also pass through our road. Right, ha, ha, ha So good so good I ‘ve never seen this before. I haven’t seen it. I haven’t seen it either Oh, this. All should be
Everyone who sees must be saved. Is May Day a direct holiday? Back. Yeah. Where to work I am in Dongguan Dongguan Dongguan Oh, my brother is in Shenzhen In Shenzhen? Yeah. Next door next door is me I, too, came back from the May Day holiday. Ha ha
You also came back from the May Day holiday. What kind of work do you do I do the clerk Be a clerk Yeah. No construction Not yet. Ha, ha, ha Holiday back for a while I thought you were building My brother is hiring in that factory. Yeah, not dead yet Then be single
Single or married. Have a boyfriend Not yet or single It’s really alas You see, my brother didn’t either He this honest ah Oh, too honest Can’t talk again There must be no ah But did he open several factories in Shenzhen But people look very handsome Why not have a girlfriend?
Oh, I always do business One’s mind on career The baby has forgotten all his life events. Director Sun has I wait to come back every day I keep an eye on him Tell him to bring back a girlfriend Always don’t listen to the song Maybe young people have young gossip.
Oh, that’s right. I’m busy I didn’t bother to talk about it before. Now want the words It’s hard to find the right one now. Mingming’s house is broken Now find a girlfriend and come back without you. Wearing slippers every day. Like what Where I tell you The Cantonese we work It’s all rumored.
Those big bosses. Several hundred million worth of the kind They all wear flip-flops. You think ah in the motorcycle You said to make people think you’re poor. A oops Two hands. Two small attention point image is good Not so much Which have so slag That’s not like a poor wretch
Then I’ll wear slippers There was a Mercedes. Such people with BMW Ah, I don’t know how to say he didn’t Therefore, it is impossible to look at beautiful women all the time. There may be some, that is to say, how comfortable and how to come Yeah, all right. I just how
Do you like it alone? I am single How old is the year I am 25 years old 25 I am 31. 31 35. 61, okay? 31 Where is the 35? You remember wrong I remember correctly You are only 38. 38 Am I two years older than you Big five or six years old
Ha, you’re okay It doesn’t matter if I’m older Tell you what My brother’s character is so stubborn He also did not listen to waste Career teacher In fact, I am in Guangdong. Someone is chasing me. But I just don’t want to because it’s too far away
Just think I don’t want to be in another province Do you just want to find some coins to deposit I just got it Then you and my brother add WeChat Add WeChat, right If you don’t come Is it possible to understand Yes, yes, yes Now I’m so honest
I see your heart so kind Save my finger. It should be old now. It is rare to find such a kind heart. Such a beautiful girl again. Come on, come on, come on, come on No, no, no, no, no. Nothing again Just see him directly fainted He said he had low blood sugar
I will directly call where where I have a lot Please take what Not a big problem Meaning you give him a little sincerity Do you know? Oh, you are waiting for you Meeting gifts Oh, how can I give you a red envelope? The man who called our family not short of money
You did me such a favor This is the way it should be If I want money I have no money left Tonight you buy him milk tea He didn’t dare to take the initiative. I so ah It’s really this how not bashful Ask him out for tea. eat barbecue Slowly talk
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My brother is the one who doesn’t add money. But this one doesn’t know how to take the initiative to communicate with the girl. Business is a set of oh That’s all right Then I’ll take this Oh, oh, oh, let’s go there and go back after dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is not necessary
Oh, don’t go there. Come on. Then I, Gong Qing, am the most spoiled Come on, come on. Go after dinner Is this hat bought back by your family? Your wife played this set. It’s on. It’s okay. No Add Oops. Alas, Third Sister I had a good chat with you just now.
Is that food still appetizing? it’s okay, it’s okay If you like my chicken We can catch some for him to eat when we are free. Ah, how dare you Well, that’s it. My brother sent her home It’s too late It’s also like he wants me to take you back on this day.
I’m telling you… Go back today Tonight, I will go to town to drink milk tea and have barbecue. Don’t have to come back tonight Did you hear him? He said, “I’m closed at the door tonight.” I won’t give it to you. Come back, okay Then you go back first Thank you so much
It should also be There is also a little generous I need that shoe At the hotel. Also, do you remember to tell your sister-in-law to pay attention when going out? Low blood sugar This tells him to bring some on him. Go ah ah big beauty is finished
Waiting for me to eat bean dregs Don’t go to the street to drink milk tea Look at him to you Yes, yes Good to walk Then go ha ha hey hey hey hey hey hey he Ouch, what happened to this old man? Oh, I passed a little Just let you through
Take your time. Can’t hear the fight Old mother heard. Do you understand when you hear it? You’ll be fine Oh, it’s blocking me. Dad who played for so long can’t hear deaf. You have no quality at all. I just let half a step on it This did not say
I’m coming from over there I played so many You all saw me go Can’t you see me walk a few steps faster I can walk a few steps faster Let him not touch it Sway Sway Sway Your head Pretty boy, pretty boy I won’t let you see You get out of the way
So fierce How fierce Fierce I wouldn’t let him How are you? You can eat me. I get out of your way You are also so fierce I let you This is the difference between these two steps Get out of the way. Oh, you are ripe You old man.
People like you don’t have anything so old so fast. I see so beautiful Your heart is black Oh, don’t you just want money? Do you think I have never seen money? No, no, don’t give money Don’t take the bridge yet. More than you walk. You also bully me at sixes and sevens
You said you wouldn’t let him There’s something urgent to go I took my family You’re in a hurry, I’m not in a hurry Now I have a lot of time oops If I lost a young second-hand The broken train rushed it into the crowd.
If I weren’t in a hurry, I ‘d go to my boyfriend. Go to my boyfriend’s house I’m not going to spend any more time here with you. Hurry and let him let him I’m not motherfucker Ouch, ouch It’s a bully. bully me Get out of the way. Ouch, but you can bear it
Oh, it’s no use when I’m old. Let a woman woman bully me Really pissed off You have to say full My wife has never seen an old man like you getting worse. Home to raise you still so fierce It’s really talk out To my wife to live in my house
Laugh me to death When I was so young That How can I take it back? Oh, finally arrived. Oops. It’s really this dead old man who’s wasting my time. Oh, third sister What took you so long You see, it’s been more than a minute. Why did you have some trouble on the road?
Your home path Oops. Meet an old man Let’s talk about it first. Come in, come in. Dog Rest Come on, come on, three cups Oops. So long to wait The road is too hard to find. Er, how did you buy this Put it here first. Hey, come and buy some gifts
It’s really alas This is not the first time to play Do you have to bring some gifts Come and have a drink of water Double The road is also hard. Er… What did you just say, old man? Oh, there’s an old man with that urine bucket.
Just like that, it blocks the whole road. I walk Can’t go It fell several times. I don’t even want to have such a thing. How can there be such an old man? Don’t you know how to be polite? It’s really alas This kind of old man also has Still playing rogue
Give him money Don’t he still play rascal ah Where to take me I’m going to fight He oops No need Sorry. I dropped his bucket So powerful Hey hey hey Not bad Otherwise, we’ll have to wait half a day. I killed the chicken at home.
Who knew there were such things in your village? Oh, hey, have another drink of water Wait a minute. My dad’s back. Eat again. Okay, okay. Your dad went out to eat Dad just went out Oh, tut, tut. What luck is not leaving today I never let you bully me
Let women not bully me every day This shrimp speak out Chopin teeth that Lian Po fierce Flying hens are so fierce Oh, every day. After dinner Let’s go shopping for some skin care products. And lipstick. Buy buy two bags for you Hey, mom, what did you buy for me Oh, buy something Buy
This is your dad Yeah, my dad. Ah, who is the instructor This is my girlfriend Dad’s been a friend for 10 years. Yeah, why? How long have you known him? This old man is your father Yeah. The wife I just mentioned is him. Hey, you can’t see this
You also dare to hand in How long has it been handed in? How long have we been talking It’s been five or six months. Why don’t you have black eyes? Ask the neighbors. Tell Dad about it What is it? I call that all have girlfriends And said my tigress
Which has a very gentle gentle Well, I carry water and drizzle vegetables. Then there are so many places to sleep when you come back. That’s so Okay, I’m late Throw this bucket into the field I cut it It took half a day. You know what? What are you doing?
The old man is my father Who knew he was your dad In front of that bucket, he blocked the whole road. You talk nonsense Don’t let people not so much I’ll just go over there Then I hit so fast I play so many trumpets You can’t hear the narrow road Can’t let ah
Look at you like my father Stealing? Here’s your money. Come on. What sword? Come on. You’re sorry I’m sorry. What happened? This woman can’t have Hey. Hey uncle Just four Have you ever seen bullshit Oh, Dad, please forgive him once. He doesn’t know it’s you either. I forgive me Forgiveness can
But you’re in West Africa. It’s the west wind all your life. You know what? After the man in this work came back to our house How do you live your life Mo Hui Oh, dad, I lost But you what goods
What about using women to continue the union except what our family wants to do? Can’t take it. Let’s go. What? Hurry up and apologize What are you doing, man? Uncle, I’ll hurt you We both asked a bit And I didn’t know it was you My friend is in trouble
You this man you go It’s a misunderstanding whether you go or not Will you go or not Don’t you want to get ahead before you leave? Ha ha ha Just go Oh, Dad. I really like him What do you like No one speaks. Take it or not Spleen temper can not
Do you like the bullying you like Oh, I didn’t know he was such a person. Bully me for a while and a half dead I don’t say I am afraid that he will bully you for the rest of his life. Forget it. People know the face but not the heart.
After this kind of thing is over Find a gentler one. You are out of town again. I can’t understand what I’m talking about. All right. That’s all right I took it and talked about putting it up. That kind of person physical. I’m going to cook here Let’s eat and go
Anyway, after I listen to dad Find another one. Later blind date Open it for me right now Dad, look at it. Help you to check I know. I know. Oh, I didn’t know it was his father. It’s really the Dragon King Temple. Looks like I’m going to change my temper this time. Otherwise
It’s not long to meet a few Otherwise, I really can’t get married in the future. This temper ouch If you say he can’t, he can’t Lao Liu Why did you introduce me to that some time ago? No. I can’t. 12 ah Why not? Really? You say he can’t I just can’t
He’s got a car and a house And rich People are tall and handsome Oh, what’s the use of having money? What’s the use of being tall and handsome? He just can’t I said he couldn’t He also said I hurt his pride And kicked me out Scold me again Hit me again
What’s going on? Yeah. Oh, well, how did that happen? Quickly introduce me to another one. You don’t introduce I’m behind you today Would you? You see, I got all my luggage back There’s no way Can only help you introduce one Oops. Hey, these two are better Today, it is full again.
Is there still resources? I know a man from Kobi Village. He said the coach’s coach’s fitness coach kind Oh, that’s a strong one. The kind with great body that’s OK Yeah. That must be satisfied That must be fine Oh, then you should take me to try The bed board will break
Then take me to eat Did I live at your house Come here, come here, come here. What about this house? You look a little old But this fitness coach works as a fitness coach in Shenzhen Down there. I opened a lot of gyms. It’s like this. Yeah. That’s OK Wait, look, you see
Absolutely help Do you have a house under Chengdu? I only came back for two days without a holiday. Then call him the year quickly big fat Big fat old cow Oh, old cow. What do you think of him Oh, it’s really hard to hear Do you want to show beautiful women
Skills for you. Oh, yo, oh, yo Come inside first, come back, come in, come in. Tonight you smile, ha, ha, ha, ha, want to laugh Come on, come on, come on Let’s get high happy reunion Your settlement is really good What good Look where it is.
Why did you come here with the box? Please come here. Oh, I really want to marry you live in your home ah That’s it. Like you didn’t have to write the day before yesterday Do you have more children? Yeah, uh-huh. Said the most like to have children
I want to give birth to many How many to give birth Like your rice, how many houses are there around you? No problem for 30 or eight Also eat development He doesn’t like having children Eldest brother homework every year without work They are all good Are you very satisfied with your condition
Hey hey really want to go over Don’t be cold I am only responsible for the birth I’m not really asking this. Do you have a job and just care about students and children? Yes, as long as you can have a baby I don’t take it either You don’t have to bring
Is your nanny? Ha ha, yes When the time comes, the whole ten and eight will be fine. Two legs is not enough. Two is that kind of ah You see, they’re all delicious. The fitness coach will be right then. Two, yeah. These two are great. Listen, sow’s birthday Oh, don’t you like it
Before you, you, you, you have no money like this. You don’t want to help you give birth to more than a few Do you want to come this weekend? Can, can, can, ha, ha, ha, ha I am willing to give birth not Well, then, oh Then live directly in my house tonight
Specifically responsible for giving birth to children Is that right? That’s no problem Oh ha ha That child was born strong, too. Aha ha ha ha ha I’m sure Now you Zhou Yongsheng Yes, you, you, you, I asked you how old you are now. 30 strong 20 years old
Yes, oh, look at the age of the dragon and the four tigers. Well, this is good for more than ten years. There are enough stones. I’m telling you… Your home thatDo you want to change a worm Why change? The cost inside may not be enough. I want to change the one at home.
I really that is the kind of two-layer spring exactly the same Ha ha ha ha ha I’m afraid you’re like me in this house. Absolutely not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My ex-wife at home said she didn’t sleep well. I am in Shenzhen I bought the two-layer suffix specially Isn’t that right?
Oh, yo, they can’t stand it Ha ha ha ha ha This sleep is uncomfortable I was satisfied in September. I’m sure I’m satisfied I’m very satisfied Yeah, you. What’s your name? Big fly with their beautiful women Da Fei is, uh, famous. It really is. Fly tonight. Big
Old cow people come down to eat No, Brother Zhou I will not eat I go to a restaurant to eat by myself Why is it black? Without you Hey hey That bed board is absolutely no good. Try it first. Ha ha ha ha ha Go slow. Uh, alas.
Let’s have a rest, Third Sister Ha ha ha Just call miss I like money. Where do I have the strength to eat? Oh, by the way You go to eat Come on, come on, go on top Did I put it directly here? Okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on.
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