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I went to work at the construction site But our children are about to be born. You still have to go As long as I am a person at home how to do ah I don’t want to go either. But you see, the baby is about to be born. I know that, too, right?
But we really can’t cut rice jars in our house. covered. That meter. Now I still ask your mother’s family to borrow more than ten catties of rice. Come and eat, right Home is now poor Some time ago, all pigs gave out purple light. The pigs I thought were selling.
We’ll have the money to wear the baby out. Unexpectedly, the day does not meet people’s wishes. All dead Can only go out ah The construction site moved bricks and carried cement. The salary is higher I heard there are 500 or 600 dollars a day I’ll do it for more than half a year.
Anyway, the due date is half a year away. Is that right? By that time, four months, yeah Four months is four months Ah, you went I’m home alone I’m afraid too I also loathe to give up you There’s no way to live, is there? You have to take care of yourself
Take care of yourself at home. I’m out a little hard It doesn’t matter if you’re tired. To make money ah Come back for the aged Raising you and raising children I want to eat what I want to use. How to live this life without money Then if you go
Then you should pay attention to safety You have to eat oh I know. Then I’ll go Wait a minute. give a red envelope It’s all right Then take good care of yourself Then slow down your journey Oh, I see. Pay attention to safety I caught the bus
Oh, why did that turtle take so long? I ‘ve been waiting for him for over a minute Waiting for rain every day hasn’t come yet Will be Xiao Xin, I have been waiting for a minute. Where are you going Oh, I just passed by my third sister’s house Saw his stomach ache
He said he was going to have a birth check-up I’ll take her to the hospital first OK. The husband will pull get it Do you pull What kind of blind heart are you Oh, her husband is not at home Her old cow has gone to Guangdong I don’t need you at home.
You said pull me pull I don’t care I have to go to work Hey. But chick chick you eat down What do you mean? People with big stomachs How dangerous it is to wait for two people to pull down. I’ll take her to the hospital later. I’ll pull it when I come back.
How are you? I have an appointment with my best friend Wait a minute. I slapped my face again People are in a hurry. They really have stomachache. hurry to the hospital You are still in a hurry to the hospital Wait a minute. I’ll be right back Hurry up, hurry up, okay
Hey, what are you doing here I waited for a big fat street Sister-in-law knows he took your wife Ouch, I just saw me I told him to pull me He won’t pull me Ouch, why were you looking for a deer just now? Yes I just pull him to me
He does not pull me I pull my main road not to go There must be a way to take the path. Maybe that child is also a kind of Buddha Ouch, he must be in such a hurry. So that one doesn’t even pull us. Yeah He has an appointment
I ‘ve been waiting for him for over a minute He also said to pull me That car could have taken two people. He won’t pull me Yes The old cow should be green Oh. Yo, the walking human in here Oh, oh, there’s a chance to watch, there’s a chance to watch
Wait for Liu to come back We told Liu Yes, yes, yes. Hey hey, three sections, three sections, hi dog ray ha ha You two are back Come back like this followed me. My baby had a baby. Yeah. Oops. You have a son It must be my son Not my son
Who is the son This all what words to come Really? I’m telling you… That big Buddha Take your wife to every birth check-up Also cuddle The main road does not walk the path. What do you want to hear When I’m not home. It’s right for next-door neighbors to help each other, isn’t it?
Should also not old hug ouch My stomach hurt that day. The two of them cuddled too. Then Dafei said to pull me first Then he took you down the mountain path. Say yes is also pull me Did you see it with your own eyes? I’m sure I did He also saw
I also saw This man is always hugging. Yeah. Hug around like this Please bake it Oh, this is really just oh, maybe that kid is not yours. Don’t say ouch Look at that kid. He looks like his father. You have to go back and have a look
If there’s something left like you said for 19 weeks. I scold him to death Don’t tell Bai Bai That’s what I said Oh, right. You can’t be rumored Let me tell you something. That’s for sure. We saw it and we told you It pissed me off Come on, little sister, slow down.
Oh, I really gave birth to a big fat boy. You old cow come back ah Must be very happy Hey, I’m happy. I’m very happy The old cow is back. Congratulations Can’t fight over Why bad luck As soon as you come back, you will send my third sister.
I don’t want to tell you now I’m going to catch you. What the hell is going on? What do you love? Did the weasel give the chicken a New Year’s greeting Be kind to you What do you say, what do you say
Just now I came all the way back from the entrance of the village Everyone said that I pointed to the old cow head a green cracked head and foot Why is the head green? You don’t have to pretend here now. Keep loading me. What do you show me acting What are you pretending
If you follow uncle, you will be released. You come down. Ouch, sister, slow down. Old cow. Let me tell you something. Where did you hear all this silent gossip? From where to hear I said brother chun heard where my village committee heard it A group of people are talking about
Are they all in confinement? have a little fever She took me to the hospital Then I came back and still needed him to help me down. People say that children look like who Tell me more about Dafei’s old age I really do bad things with good intentions.
Now I can’t wash myself when I jump into the Yellow River. Pour one me Congratulations to you guys What’s the matter? What’s the matter? Noisy Let me have a look Like whose wife You’re here. This old cow. As soon as I came back, I was framed.
Said I was having an affair with my third sister Also said that the child is estimated to be mine I don’t know where he went to hear all that gossip. I can’t wash myself when I jump into the Yellow River now. Huh! How did the old cow look like this?
And just got off the bus and Dafei gave me a hand. He said he was hugging me Ouch They just had a baby. The disobedient man told her to come down by herself. What if Hong Kong is tired and paralyzed? And my husband, I don’t know
I told him to come and help take your wife to the hospital every day. He burned today. I can’t ride a bike I just have no free I told Dafei to go with him and go back. Don’t my husband I still let others slander like this What about that, that, that, that?
Xiao Xiaoqing and Xiao Yan This, this I will say that the somebody else in the village is a famous gossip Don’t you know? You say I’m green from head to toe This is just my dear You see, this big flying under your forehead is yours. You see the bald head It’s really
Hit the face, hit the face Well, I saw the little golden beast from the entrance of the village. They saw you give birth to a son. People are jealous You ‘ve seen it. You can’t see it. Hello Xiaoqing is famous Except for your gossip You listen to what he says.
Then he said you should go with him. Your wife’s been with you for years You don’t believe you believe what they say Leaflet also said to see you You hold such a great deal This way, this way This does not wear the street The road does not go Little Little Little Deer
You should wear the same pants as Xiaoqing. The somebody else don’t say so Ah is really somebody else is to lure you Can’t see hello It’s really said that they just want to break you up. Let you quarrel You know? That’s not a hug. So what? Then my husband was hugged by others.
I don’t have anything Can you be a big day? Now, the scene every month is my car going to your car. Is it for me to help you with the car? I guess you can’t see your wife and children. It’s not her a woman Alone at home You also rest assured
That’s her stomachache I had to force me to take the path Otherwise, it is really too late. That would be a big problem. Ah, then, then, is that not possible? That’s not the destruction Good intentions don’t pay off. I also don’t want But people say too much
Then I am without wind and waves Can you let your son go? Then give some money They hurry up We don’t want it anymore Honey, we’re going home I went back You really are always listening to people’s nonsense Brothers have nothing to do. Do you want to call me to help
I mean Dafan How embarrassing you are Xiao Xiao Fang Look at that. This, this, this is what’s going on. See how you want to buy it when you go home first. buy more food Come back tonight and ask them to apologize. Tell them to come over for dinner Yeah, well, hold your son
See for yourself Call you ah The shopkeeper, hurry up Mom piss waist The ants climb fast It’s really 1. It doesn’t work at all. Old is like this I’m bored when I see it. That’s not you won’t anymore What do you want your ancestral You still have to talk back
You really have to talk back, don’t you You, you, you, you wish we wouldn’t fight. That’s not very poor Ben came out Hey, brother, sister-in-law, hey, dad, dad came back to raise you How to give it to us How to connect it Send it back in a day.
He’s used to being a vice in the city. Tell you what He got a gas stove in my kitchen. Burn down my kitchen It almost exploded. You know what? You know, the explosion The whole building has an impact. Then you take it You don’t cook it for him. He’s so old and alone
Oh, what do you mean Don’t we have to go to work We’re not free We have to go to work You go to work Then you take it The original obligation is to raise a person for a month. We don’t raise
Don’t raise him to go to the city inside not used to himself You said you wouldn’t raise it if you didn’t raise it. Who are you? Oh, didn’t you ask if you did it? He said his habit of living in your house Not used to living in the city
He said the air in the city is bad It is better to eliminate the air. know no In the city inside the words Do you want me to keep him in the room all the time? Yes The countryside is wandering around and there is no food on it. Even talking.
Dad has two sons One person raising one person is taken for granted. If he doesn’t want to try again, that’s fine. You can move back and raise it for a month. I called my class back What about you guys? You’re regenerating my boyfriend’s job.
Why should we go back to my house and raise him? Do it for two people a month. Don’t children eat? You have a job I don’t have a job I don’t have to plow the fields How is it that you know quarrel in the countryside Battling with us all day long
No quality at all Wife brother sister-in-law Are you sure you don’t want to raise it? Not to say not to raise Don’t stop. After we don’t have time to raise it every month. They will call 60 dollars and give dad 60 dollars. Now pork costs 20 yuan a kilo.
You can’t catch a chicken for 60 dollars. Oh, you will think 60 yuan can send my brother What do you mean? Is $60 not enough? How much can he eat for a free year? An old man can’t eat much when he is old. You ‘ve had money.
My wife is going to a nursing home Dad, you sit down Sit down first. Brother and sister-in-law I don’t want you two to pay either. I raise you I can’t raise it like this. Your hukou has moved out of the city. This old house at home My foster dad is all mine
And those sweet words Neither do you. If you lose you, you will return my eggs. We don’t do the name If you don’t move, you don’t need vegetables. We all moved to the city Hukou also moved in We are city people now Have you installed it? Nothing, right?
What do you want to do with a rotten house? All right. One man dad gave us these things The baby is ours. But my mother has an obligation Raising Dad to the fields in his hometown We don’t want these Why is this shitty house coming? Come and ask for it Who are you?
Excuse me, is this your home? Are you the owners? It’s our home I take this is the master This old man is oh Well, let me tell you what’s going on I’m from the village committee Send you information It’s going to be demolished here. Demolition Demolition To be demolished Build an airport here
Airport, yeah. Now I want you to confirm I would like to ask who is the head of the household I am I am I am old dad So many heads of household. My father is the head of the household It’s my husband How to say You guys moved out Just said
Don’t raise dad how also don’t Is it White Peach? Who is White Head City? White head I even oh Is it really the name of a person This is white peach All right, all right. The singer has nothing to do. You go, you go back to the city
What are you talking about here Demolition I’ll go and see Let me have a look first It’s all said None of your business You seeWhat? Look, they’re none of your business. Why, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what, no matter what Hit you help me hit him
He is the head of the household Then he flew with me on his account book. And ah, Liu I have problems too. Three people are white real estate market and fly with me And my wife, Xiaoqing You see, the name is my old forest here And the third sister and two kids
Is it me? My family Those two kids in my family My family is also two Is your account moved out None of your business I have mosquitoes. Zhao Yun Hey! Just said good We raise dad this old house And the fields are ours Now you say that the old house has your share.
I was just saying Come out to play My those are useless If the demolition is worthless I don’t quarrel with you first I have five heads here. two children Three adults. Then, according to the head, one square meter is 3500. You have more than 600,600 square meters here. 636 18
More than 180 million Black According to the head to calculate And then I want everyone to sign Not one less It’s just that the Lord has signed it. End End Hurry up and finish five No food for you. No food for you. Clearly, I saw my name. Did I bite it? No
Did I talk to the old cow? What old cow? That’s right. Old Niu Wen San Dao, is there There is no hukou here No. Don’t both of them move out The accounts have all moved out. That’s all right His father is also us. I asked you to mix it up. Yes
Dad, he’s my colleague, too. Children Your adult help sign Okay, okay, okay. Don’t even think about my dad’s share. I’m telling you… Like you guys Oops. Call foster dad don’t raise I’m still crazy about being a child of a family. I have things to do I’ll look for your family first.
You handle it yourself Hurry up. When is the package? You this I hand in the information to go up Should be at the end of the month should be OK Where is the resettlement house How many sets are there at the scene? You’re a son, he’s, uh, an old man.
Then a son set oh Okay, okay, okay. I know. You can go. Okay, okay, okay. Thank you. Dad is looking at our uncle. Is there our share? Dad’s was given to us. is ours None of your business Hi, brother and sister-in-law What you say is out of your mind. Now it’s funny
Oh, when it comes to demolition, dad has a share. The one who wants to be a father again. Oh, when I asked you to raise it just now What do you say? We didn’t say no We all say we give 60 dollars a month.
This, this and these ideas are all from my wife. You also don’t say Dad, who he loves to give I respect his opinion Dad, give it to me, dad Lao Wang took him to the city I can wait for my answer. You ah ah yes But you are impossible
Why don’t you get money for a meal at your mother’s? It was I who fed you the dog and didn’t give you the idea at that time. No, Dad. He’s your son too You have to be equal That’s not that. That’s not you. You’re from the city. Move out Dad, go.
You can’t do it for a day. Bye-bye to you Go home after the exam Brother, what are you going to give me to help him It’s your fault that you said you didn’t want it. Oh, your husband, it’s all your fault. Your father-in-law what male Look at Zhang Zifang
We don’t have a share either. There is no money for demolition It’s good to put it in the city. Good what good You can depend on me now Don’t recognize who At the beginning, I told you not to call the account book supervisor. You have to ask for money All right now
We have no share of the money in the family. Hey, that’s when you smoke One also said that it is very good for my children to study in the city, OK Look, there’s nothing there now. I’m not a hot water user. But did I ask you to sign it?
You have to sign it yourself You said you wanted to be a city man. That dad. You too You told me to get this back You see, all right Now things are like this What to do Think of some way to how how I save it
My homework comes back every three to five to honor him. Honor dad, yeah We’ll give him whatever he wants to eat. Want to eat delicacies We’ll give him At the very least, we need to get that resettlement house in our hands. The demolition management must not at least need a suite.
Will you continue to come back tomorrow Bring back more gifts Then buy something Er, that’s right. This is my home This is your home, right? Hey, is this your dad Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Go back Your father’s receipt is bad. It’s not a small wave.
This is home, isn’t it? Inside the home Just picked it up and cleaned up the girlfriend in the house. Oh, oh, oh. Your hands are so dirty It’s okay to meet someone’s hand. Oh, you go home first Your dad’s kind of young Ah, white young hair is all white
White King Gone New Tea Get the rice first Eat 3 jin 30 dozen that sure Add it right away. You go inside first. Take a rest in that room. You go to the house next to the one inside first. It’s mine. Ah ah ah You go inside first
Old Tan, I won’t say you How to income again garbage The last time you came back with a girlfriend The somebody else will abandon you is garbage collection give people a mess I broke up with him What’s wrong with garbage collection? What’s wrong I have nothing to do at home
If you give birth to junk, you will get an extra share of income. lighten your burden What? Do I use you to lighten the burden? You do this If you were my girlfriend Wait to know If my dad collects garbage again Wait a minute. What if you want to break up with me?
Do you still want a daughter-in-law? Produced collect a piece of garbage and make it dirty But I earn that money is clean ah Dislike what I don’t steal I also do not rob Even you abandon me You’re a lot older Isn’t it the last time why that girlfriend People say they dislike you.
Have this dad oh The disgrace of garbage collection You know there’s no such thing as a woman who loves the poor and the rich. Ability to ah Can you afford someone like that? Girls are hard to find now. You don’t even want to think If you love your
He certainly doesn’t dislike your father. He doesn’t love you. How clean is your father? This hair is good. Will abandon the second brother has a card The old man is old and useless. I thought you were a retired worker. You also have a pension. Why are you picking up trash?
Why do you still smoke garbage? I told them all My dad is a retired worker The company is required to receive a pension. But you collect trash like this all day pick up garbage What a disgrace. If the somebody else knows This is the thing again Break up with me again
I don’t have to provoke the same Although I want a pension But, uh, I pick up trash and I make a lot of money. My hands are clean clean my money You clean you clean The somebody else is abandon me Now, this is equivalent to one more contribution to Wang’s unemployment.
Do you understand Why is your dad Didn’t see him pick up trash so high So dirty? I ‘ve heard it all Why do you scold your father like this? His old man likes to cut Just let him pick it up It is true that the old man himself is idle.
You told him to stay at home, but he couldn’t stay. He went out to pick up some junk Can also increase the cost of 1.5 food But what about you? You don’t like your wife picking up junk. pick up garbage Do you have a son like this?
Ah, don’t you think it’s embarrassing to pick up garbage? What’s the shame of picking up trash? Picking up garbage is equivalent to environmental protection. You, you see how sensible your girlfriend is. How can you tell me to go out and chat? Saying that all day long Gossip is people. Take a look outside
People throw it everywhere When I picked it up, I was quite fond of the environment. clean and sanitary How do you say he is dirty Oh, third sister. Where I Then if he picks it up, he won’t suck. Pick up junk and come back to raise you for you to read
Why don’t you think it’s too dirty? I’ll buy you some meat to eat Why don’t you feel dirty? But when picking up garbage, I usually go to send out the dustbin. Gather training Those people nearby saw that they were disgusted to death, right It stinks. Then people can say what they want.
Why do you want to live in front of people’s eyes How do you live happily? Why care about other people’s eyes? Are we having our own lives In fact, I tell you the truth My ex-girlfriend is picking up garbage because I am here. just broke up with me
I thought you were the same person So say you’re afraid of me Like your ex-girlfriend, you dislike your father picking up junk. Then I ran off behind Yeah, so… So slow me Since I choose to be with you I will accept your family Love me How can you think of me like that?
Am I that kind of person How long have I been with you You also Don’t you know who I am? It’s all my fault It’s really There is a sentence how to say Dogs are not too poor The child is not too ugly mother But what about you? You dislike your own father
Trash is dirty and smelly All right, I can’t even think like that. If you look like this I’ll break up with you I’m telling you… Little sister don’t That’s all I think too much His old man likes to cut Just let him pick it up
Now that he’s old, he can find something to do. How to make him happy Should we not interfere with him know no You see how sensible your girlfriend is You’re old. Your parents must be educated. Good for you You feel very happy at home Uncle, but if you go to pick up garbage
Sometimes those are also very smelly But then you go and bring a shield. Protect it. know no Raising words It’s not good for our bodies to inhale that bacteria. Although it is good to pick up garbage But personal hygiene should be paid attention Okay, beautiful woman. Let’s do this.
Go back and I’ll cook for you. Help Then I also help Good. I come to challenge I can’t do this anymore. I know. Sorry, no. If you really know me It’s a blessing for us to have a son and start a family. Good wife and mother After you are my family
Then I must treat you as my real father. Come on, come on, come on, I’m me, I’m going down I’ll cook for you Come on, come on. I didn’t look out of sight Come on, come on. Let me go back, take me back, call my wife, OK Come back with me
Tell your wife to come back with me Call my wife. Come here. Go back and call my wife. What are you doing? Your mother, what have you done Your brother-in-law why do you buckle your eyes Ouch, yo, yo What’s going on? Mm-hmm, he, he dropped it What do you do to catch people?
I took him back to my wife I don’t have a wife. Then you have to ask people if they agree or not. Why would I ask him I agree I don’t have a wife Just one more and you You don’t have a wife You can pull if you want
They didn’t get their consent. You’re breaking the law You know what? Way what way He is not willing I would pull you to go Do you believe it or not Pull me, pull me Lala, pull me back I will be your wife today. You don’t say my ex I call him my wife
It should be if it weren’t for us here. I tube you so much Even if he’s not here You can’t force know no I don’t care if the problem is two cows. I don’t have a wife One must walk or not I don’t want to come Don’t understand Don’t understand Perfect Perfect, perfect.
You okay? Come from where You and I spring here Escape from the famine What age are you And peach blossoms My house was flooded Dad’s not here either. I’m the only one Where did you come from Nephew nephew ah Well, oh, why did you go here in these days? The barren mountains here
I don’t know where to go I’m so hungry Hungry, yeah How long have I not eaten? You see, you haven’t had enough for a month. After a month did not eat enough What did you eat along the way? Eat the leaves Eat the leaves
The kind of garbage I picked up on the side of the road. Oops. So poor ah This place can’t stay much Gotta go quickly Because there’s always that tramp there. Or this way Go to my house Well, coke, right Go to my house for dinner. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Come on, come on, come on, go Where to go ah Go, go, go, go, go this way. This is my home Er, brother, er, sister is back Go to work Ouch, who is this man Hey, hey, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t shoot, brother This is a stray over The stream fled the famine
Oh, my sister, just throw light What are you bringing home It’s also like this I just went to work in the mountain village and then meet a second-rate slob Run after him forced him to be his wife I look at the poor I will go when And then I asked him
He said he escaped from the famine. There is no one at home Then say hungry have been fleeing for months Oh, so pitiful Yeah. There is no one at home Not a single relative Oh, it’s you, kind-hearted man. The bride really brought it back. I ‘ve just cooked porridge, too. Come on in.
Come in and eat.Bowl of porridge Cook a bowl of porridge Yeah. Come on, come on. Beauty, don’t be afraid. This is my brother Don’t worry Don’t be afraid Come on, come on, come on Oh, oh, oh, beauty, oh You see, it’s changed shake yourself up
It turned out to be a beautiful woman. Aha, look how beautiful Is that right? Besides, my clothes fit me very well. Yeah. Oops. I’m full. I’m full. I’m full. Beauty, why don’t you do this? Usually I am a soliciting Also a matchmaker. Didn’t you say there was no place to wander like this
Or I’ll just… Take you to a blind date Help you find a good family My brother usually knows a lot of young and promising young people. And he made several pairs That’s right, yeah If you’re willing to go You can go with my brother
Yes, I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go Yes Your family is fine I want to stay at your house a little longer Want to stay in my house Yes It’s like this. Then you don’t have a wife, do you I don’t have a wife.
But no, it’s impossible to say how Is that right? Since the family is willing to stay in our house Prove he meant it. know no Well, if people don’t realize Will people want to stay in our house? This emotional thing can not be forced You have to ask about the money.
You look at people and parents are also pretty. Said also Then you help me ask for photos I don’t do bayonet is not good beautiful woman beautiful woman I’m telling you… I think your brother is quite honest. I just want to find someone like this. In fact, my brother is quite honest
He usually goes to lesbian touch Sometimes doing and burying also help people introduce into several people Just because I’m too honest No one looks up And our family conditions are also like this Usually someone introduced to him. But people don’t want to see our home environment is like this They immediately ran away
It doesn’t matter After getting married, the two of us, uh, have a good life if we work hard to make money? Are you sure you want to come with me Yes, yes, yes You’re willing to talk to my brother Yeah Then I don’t have a sister-in-law called
But our family environment is like this If you don’t mind You live in our house When the time comes, I can also help you I also go out to work is to make some money Can you help the environment at home Then why don’t you look for it?
Oh, look, can you still be so rigid Oops. Oh, little sister, it’s too fast The family is willing to be here Is that right? Well, since it’s like this, five chickens are killed. We are on the hour at night ha ha That’s fine Then you have all your documents here, right Yes
Well, that thing was taken directly to my house. Good, good, good, right, right, right Star Horse You take it in Fat for a few years. Finally have sister-in-law tickets
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